ctgraphy:

HOMESTUCK: TURN ME ON PROJECT!

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=> Project Notes/ Further Rambling

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elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

imprisonedcelestial:

shinykaito:

But what if the dancestors had pupils

Kankri looks possessed

Damara looks like she found the dick she wants

Rufioh looks like he’s trying to sell you drugs

Mituna looks like he’s very disinterested in the drugs

Meulin looks like she bought those drugs

Porrim looks like she’s seeing the aftermath of meulin taking said drugs

Latula is proud Mituna didn’t buy any drugs

Aranea looks mad that she wasn’t offered any drugs

Horuss is…just…Horuss

Kurloz looks like he just got a surprise blow job from Damara

Cronus is enjoying the view

Meenah looks like she’s pandering what the fuck is wrong with all these people

sadstuck

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < KURLOZ?!

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE HURRIED OVER, H33LS MAKING IT A TAD DIFFICULT TO RUSH*

KURLOZ: *COUGHS UP BLOOD*

KURLOZ: M-MEULIN *EYES WIDEN*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE WHIMPERED AND KNELT BESIDE HIM, NUZZLING HIM WORRIEDLY* HOW CAN I HELP…?

KURLOZ: I-I NEED MY KIT

KURLOZ: *HOLDING MY SIDE TIGHT*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < OKAY! STAY PUT! *SHE RAN OFF, H33LS CLICKING AGAINST THE GROUND, STILL NO EXPLANATION FOR THE SKIN TIGHT LEATHER, RETURNING WITH HIS KIT, PLOPPING DOWN BESIDE HIM*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < WHAT HAPPENED

KURLOZ: C-CRONUS

KURLOZ: H-HE SHOT ME

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE BEGAN GROWLING* THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET HIS THROAT RIPPED OUT

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < I’M GONNA REMIND HIM WHY FISH SHOULD BE AFRAID OF CATS

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *HER FURIOUS EXPRESSION MELTED, WHIMPERING AND NUZZLING HIM* WILL YOU BE OKAY?

KURLOZ: *LOOKS UP AT HER WITH FEAR*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE GAVE A SHAKY BREATH* ALRIGHT…I N33D YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT… I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU…

KURLOZ: *TAKES IT OFF AND MY SIDE IS COVERED IN BLOOD*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE RAN OFF AND RETURNED WITH ARMS FULL OF THINGS, PULLING OUT A WASHCLOTH AND BITING THE CORK OFF A BOTTLE OF VODKA, POURING IT ON THE CLOTH AND CLEANING OUT THE WOUND*

KURLOZ: *CLENCHES AND GROANS*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < I KNOW I’M SORRY, JUST HOLD STILL. *SHE GAVE HIM A CLOTH TO BITE ON, BEGINNING TO STITCH UP THE WOUND SKILLFULLY*

KURLOZ: *BITES DOWN ON IT*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE FINISHED STITCHING IT AFTER REMOVING THE BULLET WITH HER CLAWS, BANDAGING IT* ….B-BETTER?

KURLOZ: *NODS*

KURLOZ: *CLECNHING FIST HARD*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE NUZZLED HIM LIGHTLY*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < GOOD…

KURLOZ: *SHAKING*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING?

KURLOZ: *LOOKS UP AT YOU* N-NO , BUT THANK YOU

KURLOZ: M-MEULIN

KURLOZ: YOU NEED TO RUN

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY WORRIED* H-HUH? I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < WHY WOULD I RUN?

KURLOZ: HE WILL KILL YOU

KURLOZ: AND I WANT YOU TO BE SAFE WITH THE OTHERS

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < I’M NOT AFRAID OF HIM

KURLOZ: BUT I WANT YOU TO BE SAFE WITH THE OTHERS

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < SORRY, HON. YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT. *SHE KISSED HIS NOSE*

KURLOZ: *SMILES*

KURLOZ: PLEASE

KURLOZ: THEY WILL BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE SAT ON THE GROUND AS IF TO PROVE SHE WASNT GOING TO GO* YOU GO, I GO.

KURLOZ: *NODS*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE RAISED A BROW* ARE YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET UP?

KURLOZ: *TRIES TO GET UP* Y-YEAH

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE SLIPPED UNDER HIS ARM, SUPPORTING HIM*

KURLOZ: T-THANK YOU

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < MHMM. TELL ME WHICH WAY

KURLOZ: THIS WAY *POINTS TO MEENAH SHIP*

KURLOZ: *ARAANA*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE NODS AND WALKS WITH HIM IN THE GIVEN DIRECTION*

KURLOZ: *STAND CLOSE TO THE DOCKS*

KURLOZ: *DROPS TO A KNEEL FEW STEPS AWAY FROM THE SHIP*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE LOOKED AT HIM* HMM?

KURLOZ: PLEASE FORGIVE ME MEULIN

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < ….?

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE LOOKED CONFUSED*

KURLOZ: *USES THE LAST OF HIS STRENGTH FOR HIS CHUCKLEVOODOO AND MAKES HER WALK ONTO THE SHIP AND MAKES ARAANA OPEN SAIL AND FLOATS AWAY*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE OF COURSE, OBEYED HIS WISHES, GASPING WHEN SHE REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS, WHIMPERING AND STARTING TO PANIC.* WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!! ARANEA, PLEASE!!

KURLOZ: *CRONUS STARTS TO WALK UP BEHIND ME QUICKLY GRIPS MY KNIFE SLASH AT HIS FACE BUT HE SHOOTS ME IN THE SIDE AGAIN WINGING CUTTING AGAIN AT HIS FACING GIVING HIM HIS DUAL SCAR AFTER SHE GRIPS MY WRIST AND STARTS SHOOTING ME DEAD IN THE CHEST*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *MEULIN BEGAN SOBBING, WATCHING IT ALL UNFOLD* N-NO….NO!! *SHE WAS BEING RESTRAINED BY KANKRI AND PORRIM SO SHE WOULDN’T JUMP SHIP, BEING SHOOSHED AND COMFORTED BY THE LITTLE VANTAS, FINALLY JUST GRABBING AND HOLDING HIM TIGHT, SOBBING*

KURLOZ: *DROPS AND LOOKS AT THE SHIP*

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE REACHED OUT IN HIS DIRECTION, WHINING* KURLOZ….I LOVE YOU…..

KURLOZ: *USES THE FINAL CHUCKLEVOODOO* I LOVE YOU TO MEULIN

MEULIN: (=`ω´=) < *SHE NEARLY COLLAPSED IN PURE DEVISTATION, DROPPING HER HEAD AND HAVING AN UTTER BREAKDOWN*

KURLOZ: *VISION GET HAZY*

Kurloz [KURLOZ] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

Kurloz [KURLOZ] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

KURLOZ: HONK

KURLOZ: :O)

KURLOZ: :O)

KURLOZ: HONK

KURLOZ: IT’S LIKE SEEING A MIRROR

KURLOZ: IS IT?

KURLOZ: I COULDN’T TELL

KURLOZ: ALL I SEE IS THIS HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKER

KURLOZ: YEAH

KURLOZ: :O)

KURLOZ: DEVILSIH HANDSOME

KURLOZ: :O)

KURLOZ: MORE LIKE SATANICLY HANDSOME AMIRIGHT?

KURLOZ: DAMM RIGHT *ARM UP FOR A HIGHFIVE*

KURLOZ: *HIGHFIVES* HELL YEAH

KURLOZ: *HIGHFIVES* :O)

KURLOZ: :O) WELL THIS HAS BEEN AN ADVENTURE.

KURLOZ: YEAH IT WAS :O)

KURLOZ: GUESS IMMA GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE. :O/

KURLOZ: SEE YA IN THE MIRROR, SEXY. ;O) HONK HONK

KURLOZ: YEAH ME TO :O/ SEE YEAH LATER GOOD LOOKIN SELF :OD

Nicholas Ryan Gonzales turned 2 today!

Nicholas Ryan Gonzales turned 2 today!

yourlovelyknightofbreath:

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

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thepatrickzaucha:

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mister-lex:

Booker, catch

hahaha inside gaming XD

mister-lex:

Booker, catch

hahaha inside gaming XD